Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen by ToxicWitchling, literature
Literature
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen
Once upon a time, in a land ruled by over-hormonal fangirls and sexual fantasies there lived a handsome young man named Edward Elric. Now Ed was of simple birth, with long flowing golden hair and beautiful golden eyes. Although he had a slight inferiority concerning his height. He was slightly short for the average fifteen year old and when called short would often mistake people for calling him a ' runt so tiny he could only be seen with a magnifying glass.' One day Edward was calmly walking through Fandom Land when a strange looking young man caught his eye. Said young man was leaning againist a tree, looking rather moody with his shirt un-
TWILIGHT VS. ANIME by industrialized-hippy, literature
Literature
TWILIGHT VS. ANIME
Hello and welcome to the Anime vs. Twilight competition, where we select a few of your favourite anime/manga characters and pit them against the Twilightians (lol, I love that word).
Now, today we have:
Jasper vs. Naruto Uzumaki
Carlisle vs. Allen Walker
James vs. Itachi Uchiha
Emmet vs. Kurosaki Ichigo
AND
Edward vs. Edward (Elric... duh)
LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!!!
JASPER VS. NARUTO UZUMAKI
Jasper walks onto the stage, looking at the miniature teen ninja standing opposite. "So, you're my enemy I suppose, Naruto, is it?"
"Yeah, sure is! Uzumaki Naruto- BELIEVE IT!" shouts Naruto across the stage to Jasper
"Um, sure, I believe you."
The Urban Definition: Twilight by Wilhelmina-vanRoyen, literature
Literature
The Urban Definition: Twilight
Twilight
a.
A book series written by Stephenie Meyer that has captured the heart of gazillions of teenaged girls around the world. It is centered around the romance between Isabella Swan, the awkward new girl in school, and Edward Cullen, a gorgeous vampire. The worst book ever written, and a waste of time to read. Time is rather offended that people keep wasting it on such frivolous tripe. The writing is bad, clichéd, and makes absolutely no sense.
Considered the epitome of romance despite the pedophilia, abuse, and impregnation of a minor. That just screams sexy.
Ex.
"Have you read Breaking Dawn?"
"No."
"Omg it is like the sexi
Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1 by snowcone666, literature
Literature
Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1
Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, author of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 year old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that she is both infantile and unable to handle criticism:
"I will state, for the record, that my queries truly sucked, and I
For reasons beyond me, there are some people who think that the Twilight series are well written books. I don't think that there's anything wrong with enjoying badly written books, just as long as you realise that they are badly written books. Fans are using the excuse that it was her first book, and it was written just for fun or for herself. Yes, most books are, but is that an excuse to publish a book written entirely in purple prose with repetition, poor grammar, and thesaurus abuse? These books have clearly had little to no editing. Theyre like a very early first draft that I know Id be ashamed to let anyone see. Look at the w
Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 2 by snowcone666, literature
Literature
Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 2
I got Breaking Dawn on the day that it came out and was hoping that Meyer would somehow redeem the steadily deteriorating quality of the Twilight series. What a huge disappointment. I was even more disappointed when I found out how Meyer was responding to the criticism towards it. Then I discovered that she was writing Midnight Sun. I looked forward to that because, even though all of the books suck, they are a guilty pleasure and Twilight was the best of all of them. Then she stopped writing it! So, here I am, complaining about how these incidents are further proof of Meyer's suckage.
Breaking Dawn turned many Twilighters anti. A lot of the